July 2012
48 posts
Wake up in the morning feeling like T. Hiddy
goddessdivinefreya:
stephsayswwhatevver:
Grab my army
I’m out the door
Gonna destroy the city
Before I leave, brush my teeth
Grab the Tesseract
Cause when I conquer Midgard, It ain’t comin’ back
Note Card Wisdom
jacktress:
your-m-o-t-h-e-r:
thefrogman:
I just peed
Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
